We Got A Mister, But No Miss World
Bar any last minute surprise – such as a house dissolution or a re-reformed Newin Chidchob – Thailand can proud herself of having the world’s most beautiful prime minister. For how long, nobody knows, but such crowns are usually not made to last.
After a long series of headlines sporting civil war, straitjacket democracy, fascist PAD thugs and civil war delayed we will finally have something to be proud of again. Maybe there will even be overseas Abhisit We Love You fan clubs.
Most sadly though one of our strongest resources, Thai women, again didn’t live up to their name at this weekend’s Miss World event in Johannesburg. How could they with the kingdom’s representative Ummarapas Jullakasian – yes, I think she got a nose job.
The winner was Russian student Ksenia Sukhinova from Siberia – hear how beautifully that rhymes? Sukhinova from Siberia … How can’t you love her. Ummarapas Jullakasian though doesn’t rhyme with anything exotic or erotic. Maybe with “brass band.” Or Jolly K. Asian.
Ksenia loves ABBA. Our Ummarapas loves som tum. But Nong Mim wasn’t even supposed to be there. Miss Thailand World was not held this year due to the death of HRH Princess Galyani Vadhana. So last year’s 1st runner-up, Nong Mim, represented Thailand in South Africa:
Cold comfort being that she at least made it into the top 25 semi-finalists of Miss World Beach Beauty and (!) Miss World Top Model.
Or as Asian Sweetheart analyzes: “I saw quite a few shots of Mim in the run up to the pageant and thought she was attractive but certainly not hot. I was a little disappointed again since there are so many spectacular ladies in Thailand that the rest of the world never sees.”
Maybe Thailand would have better chances competing for Mister World, crowning the world’s most desirable man.
Or why doesn’t amazing Thailand not just create a forthright Mister Politician competition?
Imagine the headlines.
One would expect anything from Thailand these days, wouldn’t one.
In a country that doesn’t seem to know what it wants these days, I reckon Thailand’s best chance would be in winning Mister … apologies, Miss … World Ladyboy 2009. Some stiff (or not so stiff) opposition from Brazil maybe, but otherwise they would definitely be in the running for world champions!
Her politics wouldn’t look that bad if you ask me.
I’d still prefer Miss Brass Band’s looks and charms over Mister Old-wine-in-new-skins.
“most beautiful prime minister”
Ah ah, I like this one.
Speaking about our ex-future prime minister, I’ve found another nickname : “Abhisit The Hobbit.”
Why? I don’t know. It sounds good.
Wikipedia tells us:
“Hobbits are fond of an unadventurous bucolic life of farming, eating, and socializing. They enjoy at least seven meals a day, when they can get them – breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and, later in the evening, supper.”
Could fit, no?
Okay, sorry for this digression.
Back to the topic: Miss Ummarapas Jullakasian.
Disappointed to say the least.
I mean: You look at the her … and you can’t help yourself. Your thoughts are going back to … Abhisit!
That’s bad sign, isn’t it? Shall I consult a doctor?
I like to know how come that Miss India get a longer time to speak and Miss Trinidad get less than Miss India … I think they cheat Miss Trinidad … Miss Trinidad’s and Miss India’s answers were the best … I still don’t understand how Miss Russia won, her answer was so poor? I’ve lost all faith in Miss World. The whole world knows they cheated Miss Trinidad … and they are watching … It was on radio this morning what they did to Miss Trinidad.
Issues with the bias unmannerly male host who clearly was supporting Miss South Africa. This man had no manners whatsoever. He just pulled away the mic from Trinidad in midisentence … it was shocking not to mention rude!!
They should do a RECOUNT … They will never do a recount Because if they do one and they find out there was a mistake. They will feel ashamed and everyone will be laughing at Miss World.